-The story should be funny. Though heroism, integrity, honor, and loyalty are all very important, those stories are for other places. Read the stories we already have on the site, they will give you an idea of what we are looking for.

-The story must be military related. Either something that happened while you were serving, while you and some military buddies were out drinking, were on leave, or anything that has some sort of military tie-in.

-The story MUST NOT VIOLATE OPSEC, PERSEC, NATSEC, OR ANY OTHER SORT OF SEC. For real--we don't want any sort of information that can get you in trouble, or more importantly nothing that will get us in trouble. If there are classified or secret elements to your story, either leave them out or change the story so as to not disclose the secret information. The important thing is that story is funny, and there is nothing funny about violating national security.

-We don't need your identity to publish your stories. The submission form is anonymous, and though there are places for you to put name, rank, etc, you do not have to fill those fields in.

-All submissions become property of SoupSandwich.net.

Just cut and paste your story and put it in the box. If you want to submit multiple stories and have a psuedonym, like MasterChief or Frank Rogers, then indicate that in the message. If you submit completely anonymously, your story will be posted under "Anonymous/Unknown"